Funny Safety Slogans
CAUTION: Some of these slogans are anti-safety
THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SAFETY IMPROVES
Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
You cant pick up your pay with no fingers
You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth
Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office
Dont slip when carrying your breakfast – you’ll end up with egg on your face
While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
Safety is great unless you’re late.
Safety – been there, done that
Hold my beer and watch this
Dont get hurt or you’ll get fired
Safety’s fine if you got the time.
A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
Your head will go splat without your hard hat
If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
Safety’s OK if you got all day.
Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
Safety’s alright if you got all night.
Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood,
It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.
Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
Consider yourself hugged
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Safety is redundant!!!!!
Safety is an administrative requirement.
Safety Pays – so the trades don’t have to
Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it
If you plan on violating the Fall Protection rules, please leave details for next of kin
If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly
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Respected sir
please send hindi and english safety slogan about tunnel safety and rainforcement work safet slogan.
Send me some funny safety slogan with photo
pl. send me best safety slogans in hindi
Business make profit ,safety maintain profit .
Sir, Pls send me marathi & Hindi safety slogan…
hye gud slogans at all
So lets be wise And wear our safety gear.
Don’t be a fool, cause safety is cool, so make that your rule.”
sir please send me Kannada slogan before 27 February.
Plz send me best safety slogans before 2nd march
pl. send small & sweet sefty slogan within today.
Plz send me marathi slogans.
Thanks & regards.
Satish
SIR PLEASE SEND THE TELUGU SLOGANS BEFORE 22 FEBRUARY-2012 URGENTLY MY E-MAIL
pleas send me slogans
9825825608
pleas send me slogans
give me safety slogen in gujarati
i need power point pictures for briefing especially in shipyard safety and check kist
national safety slogans
sir please send me safety slogans in marathi about vehicles before 9.45 am
pls send good funny slogans
Res sir,
plz send me the lyrics of safety kawwali .
send me hindi slogans toady.
Just like to leave a safety slogan:
Safety is just like Baseball, Everyone is trying to make it home Safe
respected
sir please send me Hindi slogan before 10 MARCH
9718312546