Funny Safety Slogans

 

CAUTION: Some of these slogans are anti-safety

  • THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SAFETY IMPROVES
  • Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
  • You cant pick up your pay with no fingers
  • You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth
  • Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office
  • Dont slip when carrying your breakfast – you’ll end up with egg on your face
  • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
  • Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
  • Safety is great unless you’re late.
  • Safety – been there, done that
  • Hold my beer and watch this
  • Dont get hurt or you’ll get fired
  • Safety’s fine if you got the time.
  • A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
  • Your head will go splat without your hard hat
  • If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
  • Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
  • Safety’s OK if you got all day.
  • Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
  • Safety’s alright if you got all night.
  • Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
  • When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
  • Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
  • Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
  • Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
  • If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
  • Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
  • Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood,
    It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.
  • Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
  • Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
  • Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
  • Consider yourself hugged
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • Safety is redundant!!!!!
  • Safety is an administrative requirement.
  • Safety Pays – so the trades don’t have to
  • Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it
  • If you plan on violating the Fall Protection rules, please leave details for next of kin
  • If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly
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  • { 24 comments… read them below or add one }

    Mradul Mishra May 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    Respected sir
    please send hindi and english safety slogan about tunnel safety and rainforcement work safet slogan.

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    Noor April 30, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Send me some funny safety slogan with photo

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    KC Panchal April 17, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    pl. send me best safety slogans in hindi

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    manoj kumar April 7, 2012 at 3:47 am

    Business make profit ,safety maintain profit .

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    shrikant Ghugare March 14, 2012 at 12:51 am

    Sir, Pls send me marathi & Hindi safety slogan…

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    harish pandey March 12, 2012 at 2:07 am

    hye gud slogans at all

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    Lokesh March 7, 2012 at 6:11 am

    So lets be wise And wear our safety gear.

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    Lokesh March 7, 2012 at 6:10 am

    Don’t be a fool, cause safety is cool, so make that your rule.”

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    yogesha February 26, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    sir please send me Kannada slogan before 27 February.

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    Sunilkumar February 25, 2012 at 5:05 am

    Plz send me best safety slogans before 2nd march

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    rajendra modi February 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    pl. send small & sweet sefty slogan within today.

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    satish shinde February 22, 2012 at 3:49 am

    Plz send me marathi slogans.

    Thanks & regards.
    Satish

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    KRANTHI KUMAR February 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    SIR PLEASE SEND THE TELUGU SLOGANS BEFORE 22 FEBRUARY-2012 URGENTLY MY E-MAIL

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    Imtiyaz Ghanchi February 17, 2012 at 1:13 am

    pleas send me slogans
    9825825608

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    Imtiyaz Ghanchi February 17, 2012 at 1:10 am

    pleas send me slogans

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    jayesh Suthar February 14, 2012 at 2:46 am

    give me safety slogen in gujarati

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    siva February 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    i need power point pictures for briefing especially in shipyard safety and check kist

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    prasanna.b February 11, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    national safety slogans

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    shivkanya s January 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    sir please send me safety slogans in marathi about vehicles before 9.45 am

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    sandeep.S November 9, 2011 at 12:18 am

    pls send good funny slogans

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    Nilesh Shukla November 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    Res sir,
    plz send me the lyrics of safety kawwali .

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    Ashish September 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    send me hindi slogans toady.

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    Ricky Walker August 19, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Just like to leave a safety slogan:

    Safety is just like Baseball, Everyone is trying to make it home Safe

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    NARESH KUMAR March 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    respected
    sir please send me Hindi slogan before 10 MARCH
    9718312546

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